Humorous Wedding Roast †The Groom’s Odd Behavior this Evening :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech The Grooms Odd Behavior this EveningGood afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen - My agnomen is Ron and I am the best man. Now, you may have heard said that being a best man is like being asked to lead the troop into battle - its a great honour, but nobody really wants to do it. Well, I only agreed on the condition that it wouldnt interfere likewise greatly with my own enjoyment of the hook up with day, in particular the free food and drink. But as it happens, Ive not been able to eat a cut offg all day - Ive more than made up for it on the drink front though. Apparently, my main duty is to give you all an psychiatric hospital to the groom. This part of the best mans speech is usually just an excuse to demolish the grooms good character. Now Ive estimation about this and dont see any reason to break with tradition. But its actually not that easy because Larry is a nice better half he obeys all local ordinances, he pays his taxes and he keeps the city tidy - s o there is not much I can embarrass him with. However, he does have a few quirks And if you know Larry well you will already be familiar with them. But for those of you on Pamelas side who are just acquiring to know him - be on the look out for the following odd behavior this evening 1. Jumping on peoples feet of course, Larry calls it dancing and if it is, hes perfected the non-rhythm method. The head looks one way the body another and the feet kick out. I can only liken it to a bad indication of Riverdance. 2. Frowning during photographs although I must admit he did raise a smile when his picture was taken outside the church this morning. Probably because this is the first wedding hed been to where he could walk out without putting any money on the plate. 3. Sniffing wine - if you are in his company when he starts doing this be prepared for a discussion on the body, roundness, and smoothness of his tipple. When he starts saying things like multi-layered finish and lingering com plexity, its time to make your get away. 4. Vanishing into thin air - there could be three reasons for this. Hes snuck off to watch his beloved teams first home game of the season.